TJ Johnson
My name is TJ Johnson. I live in Connecticut. My birthday is September 26. My favorite food is Pizza. My favorite bands are Nirvana and Weezer. I like sweets. Thats about it.
Ever sense i was a little kid animals hated me first it was a goose when i was six and then a horse at nine.
When i was six this goose or swan attacked me i don’t know witch one it was because the details are so blurry due to the fact that i was so brutally beaten. I know what your thinking “what kind of puny six year old get beaten up by water fowl”, but let me tell you this was no ordinary goose/swan this thing was a mutant, growth hormone eating, monsterous thing. and this water fowl meant business it went right for the eyes and throat. After i survived this brutal attack, i became a new person.
Then when i was nine i got sneezed on by a horse that i was feeding carrots too. Now, those of you who have got sneezed on by a horse know this is no joke. horse snot is that of the gooey stuff snails leave in their trail. When a horse sneezes you don’t get a small dosage of snot, its either tons of snot or none at all coming from the horses nostrails.
